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Bubble and squeak, the breakfast dish made from cabbage and mashed potato
October 2, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Marmite on toast
January 16, 2020April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Vivera Veggie Steak
September 20, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Vivera Veggie Steak: A Tasty Vegan Thing From Holland

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019March 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Sauceages are better than sausages
August 11, 2017August 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn
February 4, 2016February 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

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