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Tag: Washing

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

September 20, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Hob
July 2, 2018July 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017April 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

Tumble Dryer
November 20, 2015November 20, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Blog Format: Tumble Drying (like Tumblr, but with much more drying)

Clothes peg
January 1, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

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