Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage your Bundle of Joy!

Hamsters
Keith. A hamster.

Hamsters are fantastic. Bizarre little critters, they go about their duties with gallant pluck, with diva-esque sensibilities and an all-encompassing desire to acquire and consume food. Kind of like humans then, we guess, but in a much more user-friendly way.

Our hamster, Keith, is approaching his second birthday. After almost 24 months with the little dude, and his endlessly entertaining antics, we thought we’d put together a starter pack guide for any wannabe hamster owners out there. We’re plenty sure you woke up this morning and went, “Gee, I really should own a hamster. If only there was an informative guide to read from hamster experts!” You’re in luck, sir or madam.

Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Own a Hamster

Keith the Hamster
Keith the Hamster!

You can simply pick one up from the local pet store, but you’re going to need a cage to keep the SOB contained. Believe it or not, but you can’t let a hamster roam wild about your house. Why? As it’ll chew its way through your property and end up creating a home in your TV set, or something.

Indeed, they are experts in escaping. Think of the Great Escape but with no Steve McQueen and an adorability factor through the roof. So, yeah, buy a sturdy cage. More importantly, however, you must know the hamster and its frame of mind.

A hamster, a cage, and some entertaining things will probably cost around £50-60. The cage is the expensive bit, so once that’s acquired maintaining your hamster will be less than £10 a month from there.

You’ll need to clean the cage once a week – give it a good scrub with some environmentally friendly cleaning products, then fill the cage up with woodshavings and bedding. They’ll naturally (we don’t know how) realise what the bedding is (we use recycled shredded paper – Keith loves it) and make it into their bed for the week.

Also, feed the little git daily. Only a small amount is enough, and we mention with what further below.

Hamster Personalities

Hamster characteristics
The hamster is a hungry monster.

Hamsters are fairly consistent with their behaviour as they are hamsters. Their instinct does the work, but their personalities vary in interesting ways. They’re sporadically sociable with humans (primarily as they recognise their owner as a Food Machine) and will greet you as you come home from work and in the mornings.

They’re extremely shy once you buy them – one must win them over with bits of food. Once you’ve bonded your hamster will turn into a diva obsessed with food, running, performing acrobatics, and clattering about the place. They’re crepuscular, too, which means they’ll be most active during twilight and dawn. By heck! Above all else, however, they’re sweet natured beasts who just love to eat food and exercise.

They’re not particularly sociable with each other and will often fight to the death if you keep two of them in the same cage. Keep those rampaging war beasts apart!

Food

Organic pumpkin seeds
The hamster has an insatiable appetite for pumpkin seeds.

Hamsters bloody love food, and we’ve found a varying array of online information about what you can and can’t feed them. One site informed readers not to give them mushrooms or raisins, for instance. Keith has been eating both for two years and is super healthy.

What we can recommend are as follows: Store bought Hamster Muesli and any organic vegetables and nuts (given to them sparingly). Think pumpkin seeds, broccoli, spinach, kale, and occasionally things like blueberries and tomatoes.

Be warned, a hungry hamster is a hyperactive hamster: they will be particularly manic until they slake their desire to acquire, store, and consume food. As such, just before you feed your hamster, your adorable little fluffball is at its most dangerous.

Hamster Entertainment

Hamsters have active lives and won’t be content sitting around staring into the middle distance. These beasts have endless amounts of energy, so choose some fun stuff to keep them entertained. As they’re agile, they like to perform acrobatics such as backflips – behold!

What you’ll need is as follows:

  • A wheel – they’ll spend at least 50% of their life on the thing, so get a good one!
  • A Small Animal Sputnik House (you can hang this from the cage roof so they can clamber in and out).
  • A tunnel of some sort – they like to burrow about the place.
  • Anything else which takes your fancy!

The Wheel

Hamster wheel
A hamster wheel, minus a hamster.

We’ve highlighted the hamster wheel here as it is central to a hamster’s existence. Seriously, if hamsters know love it’s for two things: Food and their wheel. The device was first noted when it appeared in a newspaper advert in 1949, and for whatever reason hamsters have a strong motivation to run endlessly on them.

Boy, do those cats run! Apparently it’s been recorded many hamsters will run up to 6 miles in one night, and the 24 hour World Record set by rats is some 27 miles. Coupled with the latter’s brain power, you can see why major cities have such a rat infestation problem.

Regardless, hamsters love the things so be sure to shell out for an awesome one.

Surely they’d prefer to be running wild?

Hamsters in the wild
Hamsters, being extremely dangerous animals, are best kept caged.

Is a hamster traumatised by living in a cage all its life? Is it cruel? Well the same idea is postulated for house cats, but as it turns out cats find it highly stressful living in urban communities with hundreds of other cats around. The security and comfort of a home environment is perfectly fine for them.

Hamsters are much the same – keep them occupied and they’ll be happy. You can tell a happy hamster from a mile off as their ears will be stuck right up, and they’ll be full of energy.

Also, scientists have carried out numerous studies whereby a group of hamsters could run anywhere they wanted in an open area. They all ended up on the wheels, hurtling around in a perpetual loop, so they aren’t compelled to do so due to captivity conditions. They just bloody love it.

Hamster Ball

Hamster ball
This isn’t a hamster ball. It’s a hamster eating a strawberry. Hamster balls look like a ball.

To spice things up, you should also get a hamster ball to let your little monster run wild about your property. Whilst they break up a hamsters routine, some aren’t always in the mood to run in them. Indeed, Keith occasionally gets a bit distressed to be out of his home and makes a peculiar electronic buzzing noise. We’ve come to the conclusion he is half-hamster, half-robot.

Anyway, keep an eye on your hamster when they’re in the ball so they don’t come to any harm.

Finally: What Happens if there’s an Earthquake when I own a Hamster?

Your hamster will take care of itself, abandoning its human owner to fate. Please leave a spare jam jar lying around at all times.

For more hamster information, visit our Hamsters page!

4 comments

  1. Quick question before committing to hamster camaraderie – what is the poo situation like? Is that something that will need to be addressed daily? Because much like the hamster…I am a food obsessed diva.

    • As with most animals, except, of course, giraffes, hamsters must use a toilet. They tend to take care of the matter themselves, although one must clean the cage once a week.

      Being a food obsessed diva is where it’s all at. Hamsters, despite their diminutive nature, are wise little monster things,

  2. Hamsters are the cutest!!! I want to get one for my cats. When the cats aren’t busy sleeping or eating, they are pro-actively resting. Do you think a hamster would like to be part of my cat family?

    • Well I remember when I was a kid my friend had a hamster and cats, and the kittens used to lie on top of the cage in awe watching it running around.

      Then around 1998 I got my first hamster and my cat at the time was super interested in it. Usually they just sat and stared at the thing in disbelief.

      Hamsters are crepuscular, of course, so they’re up at weird o’clock. At the moment I hardly see Steve as he gets up at 9pm. Then there’s his little mania session in the morning when I feed him and he’s like a monkey performing acrobatics upside down clinging to the cage. I can recommend them, they’re flat out awesome. They cause minimum fuss, maximum fun, and are cheap.

      However, your cats would probably eat it if it escaped. So be wary of that one, madam!

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