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Tag: Health

Cement
10 hours ago March 25, 2019March 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread

Alien abduction
3 days ago March 22, 2019March 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Potatoes
2 weeks ago March 14, 2019March 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019March 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more!

Mary Pickford dancing
February 25, 2019February 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Rain
December 19, 2018December 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Coffee
November 27, 2018November 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

The Fist of Aggression
November 19, 2018November 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018October 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Spinach
October 16, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

An extravagant crevice with a waterfall
October 11, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

Bananas
October 8, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Chewing gum
October 3, 2018September 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination!

Ignorance
October 2, 2018October 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Pigeon
September 30, 2018January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Ketchup
September 25, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

September 20, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Hamper
September 18, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018September 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

A shower unit.
September 12, 2018September 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

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