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Tag: Health

Blackfish
1 week ago May 19, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Sink
April 16, 2018April 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Jackhammer
April 2, 2018April 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

Football
March 30, 2018March 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018March 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream!

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018March 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Weight lifting
March 19, 2018March 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)

Assam Tea with Vanilla
March 7, 2018March 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Credit score
February 23, 2018February 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Custard
February 8, 2018February 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

The Microcave
February 2, 2018February 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

January 5, 2018December 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

Wait Training
January 2, 2018January 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

The Books of Tea - Kakuzo Okakura
December 23, 2017December 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea: Moonshake Books Review

Toilet paper
December 21, 2017December 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

A candle
December 12, 2017December 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Candles

Ketchup sandwiches
December 7, 2017December 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

A lassi yoghurt drink
December 6, 2017December 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Lassi (the Indian yoghurt drink)

A novel, which could be edible
November 13, 2017November 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Crisp smoothies
October 27, 2017October 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie

The Remote Constroll
October 19, 2017October 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Remote Constroll (a remote control for strolling)

Is brown bed better than white bread
October 16, 2017October 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?!

Mashed Potato Milkshake
October 10, 2017October 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017October 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Beans on coasters
October 2, 2017October 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

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