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Tag: Health

Have Some Junket old school marketing
28 mins ago March 4, 2021March 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
2 days ago March 2, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

Johnny Herbert in the Benetton at Rio in 1989.
January 30, 2021January 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Johnny Herbert: The Inspiring Superhuman F1 Comeback Driver

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021January 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021January 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

An assortment of fresh kippers
January 8, 2021January 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020December 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

A man slumped at a bar hungover with a bottle of alcohol
October 13, 2020October 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

Fisherman's Friend original flavour
August 21, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
July 18, 2020July 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020June 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020April 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

Kiai! A man doing a karate chop with a sunset background
April 2, 2020April 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kiai & Other Martial Art Pondering

Health kit
March 24, 2020September 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe
March 21, 2020March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020March 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

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