PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
My word, it’s the Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes flavour.

We’ve covered many popcorn varieties recently from the PROPERCORN range. Now it’s Fiery Worcester Sauce & Sun-Fried Tomatoes for your pleasure! We should have done a popcorn week, we guess, but such is the way of the world. We didn’t bother. Anyway, today we bring to you another variety (possibly the last we’ll do) from PROPERCORN, which is possibly the greatest of the lot. This son of a gun has a power which you, mere mortals, will never be able to comprehend. What ho!

Whilst you may not be able to comprehend the power, you will at least be mightily impressed by the colossal taste punch you’ll receive through this small bag of awesomeness. This thing is spicy, do be aware, and we mean proper spicy. Popcorn with spice it good, and we want more of it! This is why we double up with these bad boys alongside our other PROPERCORN intake. My word, we really have turned into irrational acolytes here.

Fiery Worcester Sauce & Sun-Dried Tomatoes

Okay, so it’s popcorn with a twist. What’s the twist? The fiery Worcester sauce. What else? The sun-dried tomatoes, although we’d go for the spelling “sundried” but then that’s us. Also, is it necessary to sundry tomatoes? The Sun’s a long way off, why not just stick them in the microwave for 20 seconds? This is much more energy efficient and, thusly, environmentally friendly.

Regardless, we have nothing but praise for this almightily flavoursome batch of popcorn. Who knew popcorn could taste like this? It’s genius! Americans may have trouble pronouncing the Worcester Sauce title (phonetically: wuss-chester sauce – note the five syllables), but this doesn’t mean everyone can’t enjoy such an astonishing brand.

We’re pretty chuffed with the Instagram picture we took of the popcorn packet, too. We’re dab hands with this at the moment, and we revel in taking other people’s technological brilliance and pretending we’re the ones behind the whole endeavour. Indeed.

PROPERCORN Conclusion

We’re unlikely to be covering anymore PROPERCORN from now on as I think we’ve reviewed almost all of the flavours (barring one we just remembered, and any future recipes the brand creates). Let us close on the matter with this: they make the best popcorn in the world. We aren’t joking. This stuff is golden.

Our esteemed editor, Mr. Wapojif, once attempted to make popcorn using semtex and a large vat of aspic, but the subsequent atomic mass resulted in a near international incident. Whew! Better leave it to the experts, right? Keep it fiery and turn to PROPERCORN. We may be raging sycophants, but it’s for all the right reasons.

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