Category: Classy Observations
Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?
Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!
Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation
Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts
How Are Hot Dogs Made?
Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?
Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it
Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?
Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?
15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title
20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title
What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?
Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!
Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?
Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!
Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?
A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It
What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?
Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!
Exclusive Recipe: Our Chives Are Better Than Archives!
In Praise of Raw Coconut Oil and its Many Uses (Cooking)
At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?
Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?
Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life
PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!
Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?
5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date
How To Rekindle Your Lust For Life With Washing Up Liquid!
Chopping Boards: What Else Can You Use Them For?
Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?
The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement
What’s the Difference Between Lemons and Limes?
In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!
A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich
Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?
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