As weird creatures go, the duck-billed platypus (also known as the platypus) is one of the weirdest looking.
The beast is endemic to Australia and Tasmania and resembles a sort of overweight otter which has attached a poorly made looking bill to its face and has hacked off its limbs in favour of hairy fins. Truly, it’s one odd looking fella.
The Duck-Billed Platypus
When the creature was first encountered by European naturalists who stumbled across it, they presumed it was a hoax.
Imagine that! You’re there after millions of years of evolution doing your thing and, okay, so you look pretty stupid but for whatever reason this has worked and your species isn’t extinct.
Then humans come across you and consider you so shoddy looking you’re surely a work of fiction. Charming!
The peculiar appearance of the duck-billed platypus is one of nature’s true anomalies. How did a creature which should have looked more like an otter end up looking more like a deformed dog with a beak?
Whatever, this beast has been successful in its habitat in Australia. This clearly indicates weirdness doesn’t inhibit natural selection. Indeed, maybe the weirder you are the more chance you have of survival.
But why did it end up looking like that? Was it evolution (which we all know is fake)? Or did the duck-billed platypus get stuck into some sick and sordid scheme which landed itself with a bill?
We don’t know what the scheme was, but we’re betting it was so depraved and appalling that a bill was legislated which demanded the platypus have to wear that weird beak at all times.
Irrespective of this law, the duck thing has flourished in the wild and it seems even an atomic bomb couldn’t eradicate them from the face of the Earth.
We don’t have any of these spare lying around (a duck nor a nuclear warhead), so you’ll have to trust us on this one.
Despite our warbling, there is much to love about this total weirdo. As a species, humans are obsessed with finding aliens on some planet in the universe.
Unless we discover a 50ft high hamster which can sing like Elvis and has the intellect of 50 million Einsteins, we feel we’re going to be disappointed.
Not here on Earth, though. We’re so infatuated with other planets we forget to look to our home planet (that’s Earth) for things such as the duck-billed platypus, a species so bizarre it’s unclear if it could look at itself in the mirror without bursting into fits of hysterics.
Thusly, we feel we should honour the platypus by building a plateau (that’s an area of fairly level high ground, if you’re wondering) and naming it the Platypus Plateau – a fine way to mark the beat’s legacy.
It’s also a fine example of alliteration which, we feel, is most sadly in decline these days. For shame!