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Tag: Evolution

Other Minds The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey Smith
December 12, 2020December 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Other Minds: The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey-Smith

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Cat jumping
January 9, 2019July 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cats Jumping: Celebrating Feline Leaping Skills

In Praise of Owls
June 20, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
May 6, 2017January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins

Bats and sports bats
August 25, 2016September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016August 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016May 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016April 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

Hamster history
April 22, 2016April 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Horse fish
April 18, 2016April 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016April 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
April 14, 2016April 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Which Dino Is Best? Diplodocus or Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016April 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016April 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Rattlesnake rattle
March 28, 2016March 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

Hoarse horse
March 21, 2016March 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

Otters
March 4, 2016March 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Otters (and why they aren’t related to snakes)!

January 15, 2015January 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

November 10, 2014June 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Violently Tragic History Of The Sieve

October 9, 2014September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Hedgehogs

August 11, 2014January 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

On The Origins of Marmalade

June 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

Cartoon icons of popular things from Halloween
October 11, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

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