Gargoyles may be relics from a long gone era of humanity, but they’re fun to look at and, well, they’ve also got the capacity to ruin things. Take romantic films! Chick flicks are great for women, not so popular with man blokes, but probably liked more by man blokes than man blokes will readily admit. They’d certainly be more popular with more gargoyles in them, so that’s exactly what we’ve done today!
500 Days of Gargoyles
Annoying Zooey Deschanel stars in this equally annoying Hipster flick where everyone pretends the Smiths is a great band and there’s lots of big eyed staring. Then the gargoyles arrive and cause mayhem, which is when it gets good.
Gone with the Gargoyles
Epic drama about abandoning human life to go and co-exist with gargoyles. That’s exactly what Clark Gable does in this one and he utters the legendary line, “Frankly my dear, I love gargoyles” and the film ends.
50 Shades of Gargoyles
Salacious romp along adapted from a terrible book, this one has gargoyles in it.
Gargoyles in Love
There are gargoyles. They’re in love. Hurray! What a high concept film, eh?
10 Things I Hate About Gargoyles
We can think of 10 things, alright, but this chick flick is a laugh a minute and features a load of women screaming and listing things they hate (about gargoyles).
You’ve Got Gargoyles
Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks star in this romantic comedy about getting a load of gargoyles at odd times. I’ll have what she’s having!
How to Lose a Gargoyle in 10 Days
Well… just offer it a stone wall on a church, or something, and it’ll fly on up and perch there for eternity.
The English Gargoyles
Ralph Fiennes stars in this comedy about a load of extremely posh gargoyles who turn up and drink lots of tea. This film was nominated for 30 Oscars.
My Best Friend’s Gargoyles
You’ve got a best friend… but they have loads of gargoyles. Better convince them to have fewer gargoyles then, eh?
Pride & Gargoyles
Jane Austen drama about pride and gargoyles. The period dress sense is spectacularly realised, but ruined by the many, many, many gargoyles.
Out of Africa (and Gargoyles)
Romantic drama about being in Africa… with gargoyles. Robert Redford, it turns out, is actually a robot, whilst Meryl Streep is also a robot. But there are gargoyles as well!
The Great Gargoyles
Adaptation of the book by that man. Society high life doesn’t get any better than when it’s with gargoyles!
Richard Gere and Julia Roberts star in this film, which also features an ensemble cast of gargoyles. Jealous of how pretty Gere and Roberts are, they start dressing up and
High concept film where Tom Cruise flies jets with his pet gargoyles and does top (as in “good”) stuff all over the place!
He’s Just Not That Into Your Gargoyles
She’s “well fit”, she’s “got nice cans”, she’s “loaded”, and she’s “dumb enough to date”, but those pet gargoyles sure are causing issues for handsome Jeff the Jerk. Will Jennifer Aniston ditch those pets or will Jeff have to take a hike?