Hello. Professional Moron isn’t functioning this weekend as we’re all ill. Everyone from the esteemed editor, Mr. Wapojif (who has rabies and scurvy), right down to the malingering office, apprentice is ill. As far as we’re aware, bubonic plague is the cause. This is after everyone watched Forest Gump and got over the top about saying Bubba. Thusly, all film watching has been banned on pain of death by DVD lacerations!
Sick
Yeah, so do you mind? Normal service will resume when… it resumes. Predictions for that are unpredictable. Whoever said banality is banal, eh? It’s more a mashup of stupidty to meet expectations.
And now we’ve run out of ideas to include in this post. So we’re just going to sit here rambling about that and not really care about if you have an issue with it. Like, if we charge you $50 to read this? And demand you pay that by gun point?!
Yeah, whatever. Everything will be back to normal, when it is back to normal. Thanks for your general ability to sit around with some capacity to accept that we’re here.
I owe you 50 bucks…yes, I watched it, worth every penny. Get well Mr W…Did you not receive the soup?
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I have had soup. I will have more soup. I will have ALL the soup. No more soup for you!
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Next time I will send my famous cow tongue soup.
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Please send popcorn instead. Thank you.
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I will personally string it for your Christmas tree. Or do you mean popcorn soup?
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Popcorn soup is fine. Pretty sure I did do a recipe on that one time. Can’t quite remember. I write a lot of crap on this site.
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I’ll do a search. I want to get this right.
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That’s a shame; getting sick is no fun at all. Hope you feel better soon!
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It is my mission. I am set to return before… well, hopefully tomorrow.
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Get well rapidly, yeh brilliant talking cheese. The spontaneous, public laughter won’t extract itself from the laugh-glands! Not since the… Incident.
A non-sequitur penny for your thoughts;
Lightly Laying, Leigh Leeley Lies Lye-Leis Like Lady Leia, Lying.
☕
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Thanking you kindly! I’ve no idea who you are, but I feel in a previous life we must have been enemies.
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I know for a fact that the bubonic plague is not deadly. So I am sure everyone will be fine.
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That is reassuring, thank you for those… erm… reassuring words of reassurance.
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I don’t have a tissue with this, not at all. I don’t have $50.00 either.
Get well, soon! Please!
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Mercy buckets! $5 will do nicely.
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