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Tag: Language

Project Nim
October 20, 2021October 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Project Nim: Documentary About a Failed ’70s Language Study

Kiev in Ukraine with city centre architecture
September 24, 2021September 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 1, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #1: Notes on Talking Northern British

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau
October 24, 2020April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau

An extract from the Voynich Manuscript
August 29, 2020August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Voynich Manuscript by Unknown

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourism sign
April 20, 2020April 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

WatchMojo
July 22, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

WatchMojo: Chernobyl’s Key Players Didn’t Speak English

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini
June 8, 2019August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

A cartoon lady getting angry next to her laptop
January 22, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Citizen Kane
August 3, 2018July 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Citizen Kane: “Rosebud” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A sword glowing in the sunlight
June 19, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

Boulders
June 12, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

A weight off my boulders: Stone-based saying is rocky

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Pop music performance
April 30, 2018March 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

8 Classic Pop Songs Ruined By Making the Titles Too Descriptive

Letter writing
April 24, 2018April 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Swearing
April 12, 2018April 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Ampersand
March 12, 2018March 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Ampersands (the logogram &)

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

The Grand Hotel
January 4, 2018December 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

Learn some new words
December 8, 2017December 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

10 More Brilliant New Words and What They Mean!

New English Words
October 17, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

10 Brilliant New Words and What They Mean

How to use a parting phrase like goodbye
October 12, 2017October 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Use a Parting Phrase (Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost etc.)

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

More than just a petty face
June 22, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face

20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title
June 13, 2017June 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title

Withnail and I
May 24, 2017May 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off

Brain language scan
May 23, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)

Like trying to get mud out of a stone
May 11, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone

Go down like a shed balloon
May 5, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon

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