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Tag: Travel

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad
July 23, 2022July 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Stray the homeless dog documentary
January 19, 2022January 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Stray: Calming Doggy Tour of Istanbul’s Historic Streets

Le Week-End the 2013 film
January 12, 2022December 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Le Week-End: Thoughtful Drama About Ageing & Commitment

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

The Chernobyl Sarcophagus Memorial next to the Chernobyl Power Plant in Ukraine
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Whiplash Wendy's Wonderful Taxi Warehouse
July 29, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash Wendy’s Wonderful Taxi Warehouse [Sponsored Post]

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

Kumamon the rosy-cheeked Japanese mascot
April 10, 2021April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mondo Mascots: Celebrating Japan’s Bizarre Yuru-Chara

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre
March 20, 2021March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Close-up of a snake's head
February 27, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Lost in Translation
December 16, 2020December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Konnichiwa! Let’s Visit Japan With Bill Murray

Densha de Go! 64 game and box for the Nintendo 64
December 13, 2020December 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Densha de Go! 64: Do You Like Trains On Your N64?!

Touching the Void by Joe Simpson
September 12, 2020September 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Touching the Void by Joe Simpson

The Ascen
July 11, 2020January 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Ascent of Rum Doodle by W. E. Bowman

A building from the indie game Townscaper
July 5, 2020October 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Townscaper: Glorious Artistic Town Creater For Everyone

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourism sign
April 20, 2020April 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

The Touryst
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Touryst: Innovative Voxel (like LEGO) Holiday Adventure

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

Journey video game
August 11, 2019April 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Journey: Breathtaking Indie Game Excellence

Peacock and its feathers
July 1, 2019June 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze

Two aeroplanes flying in a sunset
June 27, 2019June 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Princess Juliana International Airport: Hurray For Ultra-Dangerous Tourism

The Sea Close By - Albert Camus
April 20, 2019April 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Close By – Albert Camus

A bridge in Vermont
March 12, 2019March 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!

March 2, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Motorcycle Diaries by Ernesto “Che” Guevara

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Kodama tree spirit on a mossy log
January 25, 2019December 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits

Umbrella
December 11, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer
October 20, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer

FAR - Lone Sails
September 9, 2018May 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAR: Lone Sails – Take This Introspective Jaunt Through Time

The Marsh Arabs by Wilfred Thesiger
September 1, 2018March 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Marsh Arabs by Sir Wilfred Thesiger

The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley-Cherry Garrard
August 25, 2018February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley Cherry-Garrard

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