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Tag: Tourism

Filing cabinet
2 weeks ago February 11, 2019February 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet (Burlington, VT)

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Kodama tree spirit on a mossy log
January 25, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits

The Marsh Arabs by Wilfred Thesiger
September 1, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Marsh Arabs by Sir Wilfred Thesiger

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018June 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

Wall
May 21, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Great Wall of Chins

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018May 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018May 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

Tiger
February 12, 2018February 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

The Carafan Invention
May 18, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)

Travel Guide 2017 - Mercury
February 2, 2017February 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

Travel Guide 2017 - Swamps
January 16, 2017January 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Swamps – Putrid Holidaying Bliss!

Saturn Travel Guide 2017
January 10, 2017January 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!

Holidays to Jupiter
January 2, 2017January 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!

The mush room
October 6, 2016October 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

Atlas Obscura: An Exploer's Guide to the World's Hidden Wonders
October 1, 2016January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Atlas Obscura: An Explorer’s Guide to the World’s Hidden Wonders

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016March 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

Laurence Bergreen Marco Polo
March 6, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Marco Polo: From Venice to Xanadu by Laurence Bergreen

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014January 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

February 1, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Improve Bora Bora

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