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Tag: Tourism

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Stray the homeless dog documentary
January 19, 2022January 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Stray: Calming Doggy Tour of Istanbul’s Historic Streets

Le Week-End the 2013 film
January 12, 2022December 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Le Week-End: Thoughtful Drama About Ageing & Commitment

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

The Chernobyl Sarcophagus Memorial next to the Chernobyl Power Plant in Ukraine
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

Kumamon the rosy-cheeked Japanese mascot
April 10, 2021April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mondo Mascots: Celebrating Japan’s Bizarre Yuru-Chara

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre
March 20, 2021March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Close-up of a snake's head
February 27, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Action Park logo
February 6, 2021February 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourism sign
April 20, 2020April 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

The Touryst
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Touryst: Innovative Voxel (like LEGO) Holiday Adventure

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

Peacock and its feathers
July 1, 2019June 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze

Two aeroplanes flying in a sunset
June 27, 2019June 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Princess Juliana International Airport: Hurray For Ultra-Dangerous Tourism

A bridge in Vermont
March 12, 2019March 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!

March 2, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Motorcycle Diaries by Ernesto “Che” Guevara

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Kodama tree spirit on a mossy log
January 25, 2019December 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits

The Marsh Arabs by Wilfred Thesiger
September 1, 2018March 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Marsh Arabs by Sir Wilfred Thesiger

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

Wall
May 21, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Great Wall of Chins

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

Tiger
February 12, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

The Carafan Invention
May 18, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)

Travel Guide 2017 - Mercury
February 2, 2017February 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

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