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Tag: Tourism

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021April 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

Kumamon the rosy-cheeked Japanese mascot
April 10, 2021April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mondo Mascots: Celebrating Japan’s Bizarre Yuru-Chara

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre
March 20, 2021March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021March 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Close-up of a snake's head
February 27, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Action Park logo
February 6, 2021February 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourism sign
April 20, 2020April 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

The Touryst
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Touryst: Innovative Voxel (like LEGO) Holiday Adventure

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019August 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

Peacock and its feathers
July 1, 2019June 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze

Two aeroplanes flying in a sunset
June 27, 2019June 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Princess Juliana International Airport: Hurray For Ultra-Dangerous Tourism

A bridge in Vermont
March 12, 2019March 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!

March 2, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Motorcycle Diaries by Ernesto “Che” Guevara

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Kodama tree spirit on a mossy log
January 25, 2019March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits

The Marsh Arabs by Wilfred Thesiger
September 1, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Marsh Arabs by Sir Wilfred Thesiger

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018June 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

Wall
May 21, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Great Wall of Chins

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018May 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

Tiger
February 12, 2018February 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

The Carafan Invention
May 18, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)

Travel Guide 2017 - Mercury
February 2, 2017February 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

Travel Guide 2017 - Swamps
January 16, 2017January 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Swamps – Putrid Holidaying Bliss!

Saturn Travel Guide 2017
January 10, 2017January 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!

Holidays to Jupiter
January 2, 2017January 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!

The mush room
October 6, 2016October 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

Atlas Obscura: An Exploer's Guide to the World's Hidden Wonders
October 1, 2016April 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Atlas Obscura: An Explorer’s Guide to the World’s Hidden Wonders

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016March 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

Laurence Bergreen Marco Polo
March 6, 2016March 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Marco Polo: From Venice to Xanadu by Laurence Bergreen

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014January 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

February 1, 2013February 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Improve Bora Bora

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