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Santa's Christmas Day Report 2025
December 25, 2025December 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Paris, Texas 1984 film by Wm Wenders
December 24, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Paris, Texas: Wandering & Wondering in Colourful Cult Classic

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2025
December 25, 2025December 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Paris, Texas 1984 film by Wm Wenders
December 24, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Paris, Texas: Wandering & Wondering in Colourful Cult Classic

The Susanator (a Terminator cat)
December 22, 2025December 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Susanator: Termination Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell
December 21, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell is an Exquisite Metroidvania ๐ŸŒ”

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell soundtrack by Notorious Knave
December 21, 2025December 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Momodora: Moonlit Farewell’s Beautiful Soundtrack ๐ŸŒ›

Santa's Sprouts Shambles
December 20, 2025December 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: A Massive Order of Sprouts ๐Ÿฅฌ

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” ๐Ÿ

How the Winch Stole Christmas book
December 15, 2025December 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How the Winch Stole Christmas: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond on the Switch 2
December 14, 2025December 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond the Spectacular Return of Samus โ˜„๏ธ

A Beautiful World by James Norbury
December 13, 2025December 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Beautiful World by James Norbury ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฒ

Santa's court order to write Christmas cards
December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards ๐Ÿ˜ก

Sinners the 2025 horror film
December 10, 2025December 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sinners: Mega Musical Horror Jaunt With Blues and Folk ๐Ÿช•

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs)
December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) โš ๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿšจ

A man performative reading to try and impress a woman
December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” ๐Ÿ“š

ABRISS Build to Destroy the game
December 7, 2025December 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

ABRISS: Build to Destroy – The Art of DESTRUCTION ๐Ÿ’ฃ

Spinch the psychedelic platformer
December 7, 2025December 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spinch: Vibrancy Galore in Challenging 2D Platformer ๐ŸŒˆ

Santa and the arctic fox
December 6, 2025December 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox ๐ŸฆŠ

Phantom Thread by Paul Thomas Anderson
December 3, 2025December 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Phantom Thread: Elegant Period Drama With Extra Panache ๐Ÿงต

Compost the book with rave reviews
December 2, 2025December 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Compost: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ

A man with a disgusting nose in the workplace
December 1, 2025December 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers ๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Consume Me the indie game
November 30, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Consume Me: Unique Eating Disorder Management Satire ๐Ÿฐ

Torii the 2022 video game
November 30, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Torii: The Introspective Voyage With Lots of Orange ๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ”ถ

I Wanna Be Adored by The Stone Roses
November 29, 2025November 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

I Wanna Be Adored: The Enigmatic Stone Roses Classic ๐Ÿ‹

Santa's Toilet Dilemma
November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma ๐Ÿšฝ

Birthday Heist on the Hillside Yetch jigsaw puzzle
November 26, 2025December 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Glory to the Birthday Heist on the Hillside Jigsaw ๐Ÿงฉ๐ŸŽ‚

Lots of male and female flight attendants gathered together
November 25, 2025November 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flight Attendant People: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€โœˆ๏ธ

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” ๐Ÿ…

Blippo+ on the Playdate
November 23, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Blippo+ and the Weird World of 1980s Channel Hopping ๐Ÿ“บ

A Fool's Errand for the Playdate console
November 23, 2025November 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Fool’s Errand: Inventive Playdate Romp With a Stairwell ๐Ÿฐ

Independent People by Halldรณr Laxness
November 22, 2025December 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Independent People by Halldรณr Laxness ๐Ÿ—ป

Santa's Honeymoon with beaches, snow, and explosions
November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Tribute to Mani of The Stone Roses
November 20, 2025November 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mani of The Stone Roses Tribute ๐Ÿ‹

The Naked Gun 2025 film with Liam Neeson
November 19, 2025November 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Naked Gun: Liam Neeson Reboot is a Good Laugh ๐Ÿ”ซ

Femke Bol and the art of winning from behind
November 18, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Femke Bol and the Art of Winning From Behind ๐Ÿฅ‡

Day 3 of Hyper Japan in Manchester
November 17, 2025November 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Konnichiwa to Hyper Japan in Manchester ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽด๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅข

Ropuka's Idle Island game
November 16, 2025November 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ropuka’s Idle Island: Beautiful Little Idle Game With a Frog ๐Ÿธ

Desktop Fishes icon
November 16, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Desktop Fishes: Cute and Relaxing Idle Fishy Thing ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก

Santa Claus just got married
November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ’

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