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Santa's Christmas Day Report 2025
December 25, 2025December 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 💥

Paris, Texas 1984 film by Wm Wenders
December 24, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Paris, Texas: Wandering & Wondering in Colourful Cult Classic

Petite Maman by Céline Sciamma
November 12, 2025November 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Petite Maman: Subtle French Fantasy on Grief & Loss 💔

Everyday People single by Sly and the Family Stone
November 11, 2025November 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Everyday People: Peace Out to Sly and the Family Stone 🌎

The joys of tiger parenting
November 10, 2025November 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” 🐯

Hollow Knight: Silksong the Metroidvania
November 9, 2025November 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hollow Knight: Silksong the Instant Classic… or is it?!? 🐞

Hollow Knight: Silksong soundtrack by Christopher Larkin
November 9, 2025November 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Magnificent Hollow Knight: Silksong Soundtrack 🪲

Crazy Santa and 500 tonnes of champagne
November 8, 2025November 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: 500 Tonnes of Champagne 🍾

Chopin's Shoppin' Centre
November 6, 2025November 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Chopin’s Shoppin’ Centre! 🏪 [Sponsored Post]

Welcome to Bonfire Night and the history of Guy Fawkes
November 5, 2025November 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Guy Fawkes Night From an English Person 🎇🧨

John Candy: I Like Me documentary
November 4, 2025November 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

John Candy: I Like Me the Excellent and Moving Documentary

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” 🧄

Silt the puzzle adventure game
November 2, 2025November 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Silt: Unique & Spooky Puzzle Adventure Splash ⬛⬜

Faith: The Unholy Trinity
November 2, 2025November 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Faith: The Unholy Trinity is Old School Survival Horror ⛪

This is Gaudi by Mollie Claypool
November 1, 2025November 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

This is Gaudí by Mollie Claypool 🏨

Santa's AI Girlfriend
October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* 🥰

Standing Ovation Enterprises Ltd.
October 30, 2025October 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Standing Ovation Enterprises Ltd. 👏 [Sponsored Post]

Predator: Killer of Killers
October 29, 2025October 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: Killer of Killers – A Big HELL YEAH From Us 💥

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England's public transport system)
October 28, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) 💂

Spiritfarer live at Cadogan Hall
October 27, 2025November 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spiritfarer the Farewell Melodies Live at Cadogan Hall 🌊

Date crazy Santa!!!!
October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE 📱

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People
October 23, 2025October 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People: Great Books That Never Were 😐

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” 😮‍💨

Easy Delivery Co. the indie game
October 19, 2025October 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Easy Delivery Co.: Chilled Out Delivery Game in the Snow 🛻

DROME by Jesse Lonergan
October 18, 2025November 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

DROME by Jesse Lonergan 🌍

The Santa Factory Gets a Spring Clean
October 17, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean 🧼

Eyjafjallajökulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas
October 16, 2025October 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Eyjafjallajökulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas 🌋 [Sponsored Post]

Joey Tribbiani in Friends
October 15, 2025October 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How you doin’? Joey From Friends Quote Off Extravganza! 🥰

Seaman on the Dreamcast
October 12, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Seaman: Bizarre Philosophical Dreamcast Virtual Pet Thing 🐟

Le Mans 24 Hours on the Dreamcast
October 12, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Le Mans 24 Hours: Dreamcast Romp With 24 Hour Option 🕔

Skipshock by Caroline O'Donoghue
October 11, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Skipshock by Caroline O’Donoghue 🕰️

Santa Claus with goldfish in the background
October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish 🐟

The Old Man Cap and Bazooka pub
October 9, 2025October 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Old Man Cap and Bazooka Pub 🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 [Sponsored Post]

Three Billboards outside Ebbing Missouri film
October 8, 2025October 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri (dark humour, drama)🪧

Doorknob the Autobiography
October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doorknob the Autobiography: Great Books That Never Were 🚪

Beaded door curtains are the sign of a failed marriage
October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” 🚪

Prune the indie game
October 5, 2025October 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Prune: Trees Aplenty in Fab Artistic Puzzle Lark 🍂

Strange Horticulture the indie game
October 5, 2025October 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Horticulture: Sell Plants to Oddballs in Occult Jaunt 💐

Sly Lives! aka The Burden of Black Genius documentary
October 4, 2025October 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sly Lives! Questlove Doco on Sly and the Family Stone 🎷

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas 🐟

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