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Tag: Valentine’s Day

Aldi's Valentine's Day Garlic Bread in a love heart shape
February 14, 2026February 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The UK’s Weird Valentine’s Day Food Bender 💝

Women Seeking Men 2026 in lonely hearts
February 10, 2026February 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2026: ANGRY Women Seeking Pathetic Men 💝

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

The Kebabe - A romantic kebab!
February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

Valentine's Day problems
February 14, 2017February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

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