Category: The Story of the Fake Band
The Dracula-la-las: Vampire Band With Biting Pop Ditties 🧛♀️🧛♂️🧛
Wuv: The Most DANGEROUSLY Twee Pop Band in History 💌💘💝💖💗
The Brietles: Cheese-Based Beatles Tribute Band 🧀
Taylor Shoplift: Pop Singer With a Petty Theft Problem ⚠️🚨
The Lice Girls: Disastrous Pop Plagued by Lice-Based Hits 🪮🪰
The Doorbells: Twee Madchester Band That Inspired Hatred 🔔
The Beer Bellies: Middle-Aged Power Ballad Group With Guts
The One Hit Wonders: Failing at the Hit Single Formula 🎤🎵😙
The Bee Bees: Buzzing Tribute Act to The Bee Gees 🐝🍯
Puppies and Punks: Gimmicky Punk Band With Doggies
The Sheds: Banal Indie Band With Gardening-Based Storage Hits
The Pedestrians: Grunge Rockers Go Upbeat in Lovely Jubbly
The Yodelling Yobbos: Hit After Punch After Theft Into Notoriety
The Grizzly Bear: Growling Folk Act With a Lethal Streak
The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters: Metal Band With Xmas Music
The Giraffes: ’60s Rockers Who (ironically) Fell Short of Greatness
Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow: Classical Music (with rabies)
BOZone: Foul-Smelling Boyband With a Body Odour Agenda
Dancing Derek: The Breakdancing DJ Banned For Eternity
The Smug Pistols: Posh Anarchy From the Upper Class Punk Band
Berserk Orange Juice: The Heavy Metal Band Keen on Vitamin C
Acoustic Angus: The ’70s Folk Music Hero Ruined by a Typo
PretenShush: The ’70s Prog Rockers Big on Week-Long Solos
Gut-Rot McGee: The Story of the (fake) ’50s Crooner Star
Tumbleweed Tuna: The Story of the (fake) Country Music Band
