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Category: Food Disasters

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

The Food Splat
December 2, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Food Splat: Dodgy Food and the Lack of Aesthetics

Meat, vegetables, and gravy
August 8, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy

Some eggs waiting to be boiled
August 4, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Boil An Egg Incorrectly

A ham and tomato sandwich
April 20, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

April 13, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Foods We Found On The Internet

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