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A cartoon housefly.
August 26, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Dance Like a Fly

Some eggs waiting to be boiled
August 4, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Boil An Egg Incorrectly

A judge in a court of law holding a gavel
July 1, 2012November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sue Someone: The Guide to Going Legal

A pirate wielding a blade
June 15, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pirates: Yarr! A Guide To Sea Shanty Type Stuff

A clock showing the time
June 14, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

Tools for DIY
June 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY

Aliens saying "Hello!" with a person in a spacesuit
May 26, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)

Conference for a speech
May 17, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Give a Boring Speech

Crazy looking monster cushions
May 15, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: The Official Guide

Food being measured for fitness purposes
February 23, 2012April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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