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Tools for DIY
June 5, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY

Aliens saying "Hello!" with a person in a spacesuit
May 26, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)

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May 17, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

How to Give a Boring Speech

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May 15, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: The Official Guide

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February 23, 2012April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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