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August 26, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Dance Like A Fly

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How To Boil An Egg

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How to Sue Someone

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Pirates: Yarr! A Guide To Sea Shanty Type Stuff

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Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

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June 5, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY

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May 26, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)

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May 17, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

How to Give a Boring Speech

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May 15, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: The Official Guide

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February 23, 2012April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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