November 1, 2021November 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

December 28, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

December 14, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

December 8, 2020December 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

November 20, 2020March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

November 9, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

November 2, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

May 1, 2020May 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

December 26, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

December 23, 2019December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

December 16, 2019March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

December 9, 2019December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

December 2, 2019December 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

November 25, 2019November 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

November 18, 2019November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

November 4, 2019November 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

October 28, 2019October 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

October 21, 2019October 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade

October 14, 2019October 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

October 8, 2019October 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

September 16, 2019September 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

September 10, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

December 26, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

October 26, 2018March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

October 12, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)