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Category: Retro gaming

Nagano Winter Olympics '98
October 25, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nagano Winter Olympics ’98: Dull Button Bashing Sports Romp

Mission Impossible on the N64
October 18, 2020October 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mission Impossible: Flawed N64 Game is Okay

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire on the N64
October 18, 2020October 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire—Brilliantly Muted Shooter

Donkey Kong the 1981 arcade game
October 11, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong: Nintendo’s Legendary Arcade Unit

Minesweeper the video game
October 11, 2020April 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Minesweeper: Explosive Minimalistic Puzzle Game 💥

Super Mario 3D All-Stars
October 4, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D All-Stars: Hell Yes To This Collection

The Super Mario Bros. 3 gaming watch by Nintendo.
October 4, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 3 Game Watch—LCD Review Ahoy

The Oregon Trail game from 1985.
September 27, 2020May 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Oregon Trail Game: Education Classic With Dysentery

Game and Watch Gallery for the Game Boy
September 27, 2020September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Game & Watch Gallery: Game Boy Retro Romp is Retro

Mario Bros bottle factory for Game & Watch from 1983.
September 20, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Bros. Bottle Factory Game & Watch: Smashing!

Mario's Cement Factory on the Game & Watch.
September 20, 2020December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario’s Cement Factory: Game & Watch Classic is Concrete

EarthBound on the Super Nintendo
September 13, 2020September 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

EarthBound: Pontificating Over the SNES RPG Legend

Micro Machines 2: Turbo Tournament on the Super Nintendo
September 13, 2020November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Micro Machines 2: Turbo Tournament—Super Fun Racer

Battle Chess on the Amiga
September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Battle Chess: Fun Amiga Strategy Romp With Cute Fatalities

Super Bomberman 2
August 30, 2020October 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Bomberman 2: Explosive Fun With Lots of Boom

Asterix on the Super Nintendo
August 23, 2020August 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Asterix: 1993 SNES Platformer That’s D’accord

Jurassic Park on the SNES
August 16, 2020December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: SNES Adaptation is Roar (Real) Decent

Carmageddon 64
August 16, 2020July 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Carmageddon 64: Disastrous Port of Controversial PC Racer

Jeopardy! on the Nintendo 64
August 9, 2020November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jeopardy! Terrible N64 Game of the Day #2

Wheel of Fortuna on the Nintendo 64
August 9, 2020August 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wheel of Fortune: Terrible N64 Game of the Day #1

MRC: Multi-Racing Championship on the Nintendo 64
August 2, 2020June 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MRC: Multi-Racing Championship: The 3 Track N64 Racer

Banjo-Tooie N64 box
July 26, 2020July 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Banjo-Tooie: The Less Famous N64 Sequel Thing

Cruis'n USA on the Nintendo 64
July 26, 2020August 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cruis’n USA: Dodgy N64 Port Isn’t a Retro Gaming Dream

Colossal Cave Adventure 1992 edition
July 25, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Text Adventures: A Brief History of Interactive Fiction Games

Earthworm Jim 3D on the Nintendo 64
June 28, 2020November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim 3D: Not Particularly Groovy N64 Outing

Donkey Kong 64
June 28, 2020June 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong 64: The Flawed N64 Game With No Donkeys

Earthworm Jim the TV show
June 24, 2020June 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim: Amusing TV Series of a Surreal Video Game

SimCity on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020August 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SimCity: SNES Port Of City-Builder Worked a Treat

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

Wonder Project J2
June 14, 2020May 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wonder Project J2: Obscure N64 Title About a Robot & Bird 🐦

Wetrix
June 14, 2020June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wetrix: Fun N64 Puzzler With Water & Rubber Ducks

Bubble Bobble
June 7, 2020June 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bubble Bobble: Cute ’80s NES Platformer With Bubbles

The Paperboy logo
June 7, 2020April 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Paperboy: Deliver Newspapers For Your Gaming Kicks

Murray the Skull
May 25, 2020September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Skull: A Tribute to This Demonic Being

Mario Kart Wii
May 24, 2020July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart Wii: Super Addictive Motion Sensing Racing Thing

Super Smash Bros on the N64
May 24, 2020May 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Smash Bros: Yes, We’re Discussing the N64’s Fighting Game

Mario Kart Double Dash!!
May 17, 2020May 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Dashing Racing Fun?

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
May 17, 2020May 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures—It’s Fun!

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