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Category: Retro gaming

Earthworm Jim - SNES and Mega Drive
July 9, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim: Celebrating the 16 Bit, Ultra-Surreal Classic

SNES Mini
July 2, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SNES Mini Classic: Pre-Orders, Anger, Filth, Fury, & Awesome

May 21, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Link’s Awakening: The Game Boy Zelda we Bloody Love

Steam - Your Guide
May 14, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Steam: Your Introductory Guide to Gaming’s Modern Wonder

Nintendo 64 - 20th Anniversary UK
March 1, 2017April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo 64: Celebrating The N64’s Legendary Status

Ninja Gaiden - NES
January 22, 2017March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ninja Gaiden: Awesome NES Fun… But Bloody Difficult!

NMS - Issue #46 July 1996 Edition
January 8, 2017April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

NMS Issue #46: DKC 3 Exclusive, N64 Special, & Super Mario RPG

Nintendo Classic Mini NES box
December 18, 2016February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

NES Classic Mini: Your Free Guide to its 5 Grooviest Games

Mega Man 2
December 4, 2016January 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mega Man 2: Pulse-Pounding NES Platforming Genius 🤖

The Angry Video Game Nerd
November 27, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Video Game Nerd: Taking You Back To The Awesome Past

Super Mario Galaxy
November 13, 2016July 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Galaxy: Interplanetary Gaming Perfection ☄️

Nintendo Classic Mini
November 9, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Classic Mini: The NES is Back, Dude!

Diablo II
October 30, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Diablo II: Slaughter Your Way to Glory This Halloween!

Wii U
October 23, 2016April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wii U: Its 10 Best Games & Why You Should Own One

Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble on the Super Nintendo
October 16, 2016October 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong County 3: SNES Swansong Has Many Highs

Super Mario World
September 26, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario World: Bringing Sunshine & Goombas Into Your Life

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
September 11, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (awesomeness with hats)

Super Metroid on the SNES box
August 28, 2016July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Metroid: The Legendary SNES Title is Still Perfect

Super Castlevania IV
August 21, 2016March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Castlevania IV: Spooky Retro 2D Platforming at its Finest!

David Wise music
August 7, 2016October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

David Wise: Composer’s Very Best Music (DKC, Tengami, and More)

Doom SNES
July 24, 2016March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Doom: Are YOU Doomed Enough to Take on Doom?!

Nintendo Classic Mini controller
July 18, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Classic Mini: The Glorious NES Returns to your TV

Dungeon Keeper PC
May 29, 2016June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dungeon Keeper: Demonic Memories of the PC Masterpiece 👺

Star Fox 64
April 21, 2016December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lylat Wars: An Ode To Star Fox 64 & Doing a Barrel Roll

Zelda The Twilight Princess
March 13, 2016April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is Still Genius

Okami Capcom
February 25, 2016May 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ōkami: 10th Anniversary for the Largely Ignored Masterpiece

Final Fantasy VII
February 17, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VII: 19 Glorious Years of the RPG Classic

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon N64
February 8, 2016January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon: The Most Insane Game Ever?

Mario Kart 64
January 22, 2016November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 64: The Flawed Classic Everyone Loves

The Curse of Monkey Island PC
January 1, 2016April 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Curse of Monkey Island: Pirate-Based Awesomeness!

Half-Life 2
November 26, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2: Inhale The Alien Intensity, Dammit!

Timber the Tiger
November 13, 2015November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Diddy Kong Racing: It’s Better Than Mario Kart 64, Okay?

Super Mario Bros.
September 13, 2015December 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros: Happy 30th Birthday To Nintendo’s Classic

Super Mario Kart on the SNES cartridge
August 15, 2015February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Kart: Where The Genius Series All Began

Yoshi's Island SNES
August 8, 2015February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Island: Nintendo’s Glorious SNES Classic

Virtual Boy
July 21, 2015April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy: 20th Anniversary of the Failed VR Headset

Secret of Mana
July 13, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Secret of Mana: SNES RPG Classic Hits the iPhone

Donkey Kong Country 2 on the Super Nintendo
July 9, 2015October 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country 2: One of the Best Super Nintendo Platformers

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