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Santa's Corduroy Crisis
September 21, 2026September 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Corduroy Crisis 🚨

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
August 26, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece 🔥

Three pasties on a doily
May 14, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Pasty: British Baked Pastry is Very, Very British

A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

Paul Simon's album Graceland
May 12, 2021May 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Graceland: Paul Simon’s South African Steeped Solo Masterpiece

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

Princess Tomato In The Salad Kingdom
May 9, 2021May 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom: Oddball Veggie Game

Awesome Possum… Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt
May 9, 2021May 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Awesome Possum… Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt: A Strange Game

A woman juggling four balls in a mountainous region
May 8, 2021August 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Juggling: Cascading Our Way Through Time 🤹‍♂️🤹‍♀️

An alien spacecraft abducting a cow
May 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart

Butter pie
May 6, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Butter Pie: Legendary Lancashire Pie With Catholic Roots

Mrs. Doubtfire
May 5, 2021May 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mrs. Doubtfire: Cross-Dressing Comedy With Housekeeping

A cheese tea from Ohayo Tea in Manchester city centre
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage

A full English breakfast, including baked beans on toast
May 3, 2021May 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Improved By Adding “Beans” Into the Title

Bubsy 3D on the PlayStation
May 2, 2021May 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bubsy 3D: The Tremendously Bad PlayStation Platformer

The Wizard of Oz on the Super Nintendo
May 2, 2021May 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: SNES 2D Platformer Disaster

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 1, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #1: Notes on Talking Northern British

The History of Beans on Toast
April 30, 2021September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Beans on Toast: The Ultimate British Meal of Champions

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

The Who Sell Out
April 28, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Who Sell Out: Melodic Concept Album With Lots of Beans

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

Cyber Shadow
April 25, 2021April 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cyber Shadow: Intense Indie Title With Funky Sounds

Toree 3D
April 25, 2021April 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toree 3D: A Super Cheap Mini-Retro Fun Blast Platformer

The Duel by Joseph Conrad
April 24, 2021April 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Duel by Joseph Conrad

Scones with crème fraîche and jam on top
April 23, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing

A grate
April 22, 2021April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Will & Grates: The Spin Off Sitcom That Never Was

Drive
April 21, 2021April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drive: The Super Cool Action Drama Cult Classic

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

Super Mario Maker 2
April 18, 2021April 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Maker 2: Super Fun Level Maker, Ahoy!

Geometry Dash
April 18, 2021April 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Geometry Dash: Addictive Endless Runner With Dance Music

April 17, 2021January 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond the Visible—Hilma af Klint: Story of the Mysterious Artist

A couple walking on a cobbled street holding hands
April 16, 2021April 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps doing farmer’s blow in public!”

A roast dinner with beef, gravy, roast potatoes, veg, and a Yorkshire pudding
April 15, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sunday Roast Dinner: It Doesn’t Get More British Than This!

Three different coloured juggling clubs
April 14, 2021April 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Juggle Three Clubs: Your Guide to Juggling Fun

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

Nier: Automata the RPG
April 11, 2021April 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

NieR: Automata—Robotic RPG With Silvery Backgrounds

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