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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Earthworm Jim the TV show
June 24, 2020June 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim: Amusing TV Series of a Surreal Video Game

Jimi Hendrix with drummer MItch Mitchell and the bassist
June 23, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mitch Mitchell: Former Genius Drummer for Jimi Hendrix

Homebland TV show logo
June 22, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Homebland: A Great Spy Thriller Show That Never Was

SimCity on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020August 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SimCity: SNES Port Of City-Builder Worked a Treat

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

Sam's Sandwich by David Pelham
June 20, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham

Maris Jones from the Retro Show as Mick Jagger
June 19, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mick Jagger’s Dancing & The Jones Family Retro Show

A man dressed like a geezer
June 18, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”

Twister- 1996 film
June 17, 2020July 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Twister: Windy Blockbuster From 1996 With CGI

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020April 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Guide to Landing Biccies in Brews

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

Wonder Project J2
June 14, 2020May 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wonder Project J2: Obscure N64 Title About a Robot & Bird 🐦

Wetrix
June 14, 2020June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wetrix: Fun N64 Puzzler With Water & Rubber Ducks

Calvin and Hobbes
June 13, 2020July 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

A man spitting out a lot of water in the countryside
June 12, 2020August 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”

James Cromwell and the pig in Babe
June 11, 2020June 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Babe: “That’ll do, pig” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Babe film from 1995
June 10, 2020June 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

Coyote Peterson and the bullet ant
June 8, 2020June 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Coyote Peterson: The Jackass of Agonising Insect Stings

Bubble Bobble
June 7, 2020June 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bubble Bobble: Cute ’80s NES Platformer With Bubbles

The Paperboy logo
June 7, 2020April 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Paperboy: Deliver Newspapers For Your Gaming Kicks

Persepolis 1 and 2 by Marjane Satrapi
June 6, 2020June 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

A hand pointing doing digital marketing things
June 4, 2020March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

Wallace and Gromit in A Close Shave
June 3, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Close Shave: Another Classic From Wallace and Gromit

A pile of toilet paper
June 2, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bog Roll: How is it Made?

Gene Krupa playing the drums
June 1, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gene Krupa: The World’s First Jazz Drummer Superstar

Baba Is You
May 31, 2020May 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Baba is You: Unique (and cute) Puzzle Game Indie Romp

Zenge
May 31, 2020May 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Zenge: Relaxing Puzzle Game Artistic Antics, Ahoy!

The Coincidance by Handsome Dancer
May 30, 2020February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Coincidance: Let’s Go Camp For Handsome Dancer

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

The Wrong Trousers
May 27, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wrong Trousers: Wallace & Gromit Epic About Pants

The Who - Live at Leeds
May 26, 2020November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Quick One, While He’s Away: Tribute to The Who’s Classic

Murray the Skull
May 25, 2020September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Skull: A Tribute to This Demonic Being

Mario Kart Wii
May 24, 2020July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart Wii: Super Addictive Motion Sensing Racing Thing

Super Smash Bros on the N64
May 24, 2020May 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Smash Bros: Yes, We’re Discussing the N64’s Fighting Game

Danny, The Champion of the World by Roald Dahl
May 23, 2020March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Danny, the Champion of the World by Roald Dahl

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