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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Jeremy Irons in the Dungeons and Dragons film
May 21, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

“LET THEIR BLOOD… RAIN FROM THE SKY!” Ironing out D&D

A Grand Day Out
May 20, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Grand Day Out: Wallace and Gromit Prove the Moon is Cheese

A bad boy living by his own rules
May 19, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a bad boy and play by my own rules!”

Rock and roll guitar sign
May 18, 2020May 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Halfwit” Into the Title

Mario Kart Double Dash!!
May 17, 2020May 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Dashing Racing Fun?

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
May 17, 2020May 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures—It’s Fun!

James and the Giant Peach book cover
May 16, 2020March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

A Barbie Doll smiling
May 11, 2020May 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my husband call me ‘baby doll’?!”

Journey to Silius
May 10, 2020May 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Journey to Silius: Terminated Sci-Fi NES Platformer Dude

Duck Hunt on the NES
May 10, 2020May 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Duck Hunt: Quacking NES Light Gun Game 🦆

Underwater Dogs by Seth Casteel
May 9, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Underwater Dogs by Seth Casteel

I am ditzy
May 8, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

clouds and wind
May 7, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Serenade For Winds: Mozart & Keeping Calm

Inception
May 6, 2020May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Inception: 10th Anniversary For Nolan’s Sleepy Film

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

Leonardi DiCaprio doing his strut
May 4, 2020August 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Leo Strut: Revisiting This Great Thing

Doom 64
May 3, 2020May 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Doom 64: The Surprisingly Good FPS Shooty Game

Extreme-G
May 3, 2020November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Extreme-G: The N64’s Fast, Foggy, & Futuristic Racing Romp

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher
May 2, 2020May 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

April 28, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Pixel Art: Celebrating a Bit of Retro Gaming Artistry

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

Red Dead Redemption II
April 26, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Red Dead Redemption II: Pretty Solid AAA Adventure Romp

Path of Giants
April 26, 2020April 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Path of Giants: Relaxing Teamwork Puzzler With Much Snow

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Revisited: A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
April 25, 2020August 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Communist Manifesto by Marx & Engels

A line of novels by Goethe
April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title

Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

47 Meters Down Uncaged
April 22, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

47 Metres Down: Uncaged—Deeper Into the Stupidity

WordPress blogging logo
April 22, 2020April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Real Neat Blog Award: Funky Questions & Answers

A man sitting on a yellow sofa working
April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourism sign
April 20, 2020April 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

THE LONGING
April 19, 2020December 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

THE LONGING: Solitude & Waiting For 400 Days

64DD for the Nintendo 64
April 19, 2020November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

64DD: Nintendo’s Heavily Delayed Magnetic Disk Drive Add-On

The Borrowers by Mary Norton
April 18, 2020April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Borrowers by Mary Norton

Dominic the cockatiel doing his screm song
April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dominic the Screm Song Cockatiel: A Birdo Just Got to Screm

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