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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Teapot with some tea stewing and a cup
February 18, 2019April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Teapots: A Brief History of These Epic Vessels

Tetris 99
February 17, 2019February 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris 99: Switch Exclusive is Addictive Excellence

The Beauty of Everyday Things by Yanagi Sōetsu
February 16, 2019November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Beauty of Everyday Things by Yanagi Sōetsu

Frogmouth solomon's birds in Thattekad Kerala India
February 15, 2019April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Frogmouth: Celebrating This Bizarre Birdo Species

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

Clouds with sunshine shining through
February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions

Awakenings
February 12, 2019June 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama on Discovering Life

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

The Legend of Zelda soundtrack
February 10, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

An Ode to Video Game Music

Mario NES Mushroom
February 10, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

An Ode to Video Game Sound Effects

Downwell
February 9, 2019February 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Downwell: We Damn Well Love This Indie Gem

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019December 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Thank you
February 4, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse

Super Mario Sunshine
February 3, 2019April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Sunshine: Quicker Than a Ray of Light

Castlevania on the NES
February 3, 2019November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Castlevania: The Ultra-Difficult NES Romp of Yore

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bergman
February 2, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman

Ravenous soundtrack image
February 1, 2019September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ravenous’ Soundtrack: Banjos, Existential Dismay, & Quirk

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

True Lies - Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
January 30, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Rayman Origins
January 27, 2019September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Origins’ Soundtrack: Celebrating This Wonderful Thing

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
January 27, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is Just Super

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

The Beautiful Brain by Santiago Ramón y Cajal
January 26, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Brain: The Drawings of Santiago Ramón y Cajal

Kodama tree spirit on a mossy log
January 25, 2019December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kodama: Celebrating Japanese Forest Spirits

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

The Terminator
January 23, 2019February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

A cartoon lady getting angry next to her laptop
January 22, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Gris
January 20, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gris: Swoon Over This Artistic Wonder of an Indie Game

No Man's Sky
January 20, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

No Man’s Sky: Catching Up With the Controversial Indie Title

The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
January 19, 2019January 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks Make Your Eating Elegant & Precise

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

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