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An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021April 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

April 6, 2021April 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021March 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

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Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

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