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Tag: Breakfast

Can porridge be fatal
January 20, 2025January 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Will hubby’s PORRIDGE ADDICTION end his life!?” 🥣

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Welsh seaweed Laverbread with toast on a plate
April 14, 2022April 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laverbread: Historic Welsh Seaweed Bread is Gwych!

Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

A box of Weetabix
April 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

An assortment of fresh kippers
January 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

Slipper Kippers
June 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

July 1, 2015July 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Cripes Is Porridge, Anyway?

March 4, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

These New Cornflakes Ranges Will Terrify You

A colourful selection of cartoon donuts.
October 3, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Donuts For Breakfast, Bond?

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