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Tag: Coffee

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February 11, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

Coffee
November 27, 2018November 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Eyebrews
March 17, 2017March 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

In praise of spoons
July 13, 2016July 13, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spoons

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

November 13, 2014November 13, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Coughy – Cough Syrup Coffee!

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!

January 5, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Tea Is The Best Drink Ever

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