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Tag: Coffee

Coffee Talk the indie game
September 4, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Coffee Talk: Enjoy Fantasy Brews and Banter as a Barista

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

Two very cute examples of latte art
January 25, 2022January 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Latte Art: Coffee, Microfoam, and Mini Masterpieces

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

Coffee
November 27, 2018August 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Eyebrews
March 17, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

In praise of spoons
July 13, 2016July 13, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spoons

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

November 13, 2014November 13, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Coughy – Cough Syrup Coffee!

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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