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Tag: Concrete

Cement
March 25, 2019March 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Oscar Winning Films Ruined by Cement
June 29, 2017June 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title

Cement Plates
April 4, 2017April 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)

Concrete kite
December 26, 2016December 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ConKite (a concrete kite)

Cement
August 10, 2016August 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

December 5, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Concrete

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