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Tag: Cooking

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

September 30, 2021July 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness

Carrs Pasties with a pasty barm
September 23, 2021September 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pasty Barm: Stodge Happy Bolton Delicacy is Food

Bread sauce
September 17, 2021September 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

The Forme of Cury book
September 10, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Forme of Cury: England’s First (and most glorious) Cookbook

Buy our pies
September 9, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

Arctic Roll ice cream dessert
September 3, 2021September 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Arctic Roll: Freezing Dessert Threatens You With Hypothermia

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

A jar of Branston Pickle
August 12, 2021August 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Branston Pickle: The Shiver Me Timbers of a Chutney

Chicken nuggets with a small ramekin of BBQ sauce
August 6, 2021June 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQ Sauce: Making US Barbecues Ultra-Saucy (Since Forever)

Heinz Salad Cream
July 30, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Salad Cream: The Underdog Condiment That’s Good With Veg

A BLT bacon butty with white bread
July 20, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Bacon Butty: Roll With a Whole Lotta Saturated Fat

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

A pot of jellied eels
July 9, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jellied Eels: Will Put Hair On Your Eyebrows

A bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
July 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worcestershire Sauce: Everyone’s Favourite Unpronounceable Fermented Liquid

HP Sauce next to Big Ben in London
June 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty

Parmo - the Middlesbrough trademark dish
June 18, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Parmo: Middlesbrough’s Teeside Cheesy Treat

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

A freshly baked pizza cooling for a moment on a work surface
June 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese

A trifle dessert packed with jelly and whipped cream
June 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly

Cheese on toast under a grill
May 28, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese on Toast: Comfort Food Snack Suitable With Marmite

A chip butty with ketchup
May 21, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chip Butty: History of This Stodge Happy Sandwich

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

An assortment of cartoon cheese
May 17, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

Three pasties on a doily
May 14, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Pasty: British Baked Pastry is Very, Very British

Butter pie
May 6, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Butter Pie: Legendary Lancashire Pie With Catholic Roots

The History of Beans on Toast
April 30, 2021September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Beans on Toast: The Ultimate British Meal of Champions

Scones with crème fraîche and jam on top
April 23, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing

A roast dinner with beef, gravy, roast potatoes, veg, and a Yorkshire pudding
April 15, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sunday Roast Dinner: It Doesn’t Get More British Than This!

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

A box of Weetabix
April 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions

April 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Hotpot: Hearty Dish Puts Hair on Your Eyebrows

Lancashire Cheese Bomb
March 26, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Bomb Cheese: Non-Explosive Tasty Dairy Product

Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

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