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Soap bars
January 3, 2019January 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos

Badlands
November 28, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Badlands: Legendary Subversive Crime Romp is Still Epic

The Silence of the Lambs
October 31, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Lambs: Classic Horror-Fest for Halloween

Goodfellas
October 24, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Goodfellas: The Masterpiece of a Gangster Movie

A Good Man is Hard to Find - Flannery O'Connor
June 30, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Good Man is Hard to Find by Flannery O’Connor

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018May 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one!)

Dog Day Afternoon
April 4, 2018January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dog Day Afternoon: Classic Tale of a Bank Heist Gone Weirdly Wrong

The Driver's Seat - Muriel Spark
July 16, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Driver’s Seat by Muriel Spark

Crime and Punishment
July 2, 2015May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Crime And Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Wheel of Manchester
June 3, 2015January 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Ongoing Saga of the Wheel of Manchester

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