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Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

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I patiently waited MONTHS to record this incredible reversal feat from Murray. Top drawer! The manoeuvre consists of three stages: 1) Extreme reversal commences. 2) Trajectory shift accommodating for 180 degree turn. 3) Hamster spin cycle upon arrival. The hamster has landed. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamstergram #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #cutepets #hamstersofinsta
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