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Tag: dessert

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
August 12, 2022August 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

Angel Delight dessert
February 25, 2022February 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Angel Delight: Powdered Dessert For Working Class Scumbags

Banoffee pie
January 28, 2022January 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Banoffee Pie: Banana Happy Dessert Oozes Portmanteau

Three Eton Mess desserts
January 14, 2022January 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eton Mess: Upper Class Dessert With Strawberries

Pease pudding in a bowl
January 7, 2022December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pease Pudding: Boiled Legumes Dish Resembling Sludge

Arctic Roll ice cream dessert
September 3, 2021September 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Arctic Roll: Freezing Dessert Threatens You With Hypothermia

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

A trifle dessert packed with jelly and whipped cream
June 4, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly

Have Some Junket old school marketing
March 4, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
February 25, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Key lime pie - now with added keys!
July 28, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016March 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

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