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An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Coffee
November 27, 2018August 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

A falafel recipe which will make you feel truly awful!
March 15, 2017March 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)

Horrible food
February 29, 2016February 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

PROPERCORN Smooth Peanut and Almond
February 2, 2016February 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life With Smooth Peanut And Almond Popcorn!

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

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I patiently waited MONTHS to record this incredible reversal feat from Murray. Top drawer! The manoeuvre consists of three stages: 1) Extreme reversal commences. 2) Trajectory shift accommodating for 180 degree turn. 3) Hamster spin cycle upon arrival. The hamster has landed. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamstergram #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #cutepets #hamstersofinsta
Spot the cute little bastard! He’s been warned about sleeping on the job. Work hard and you shall succeed! Laziness will tank the economy, Murray. Not fit to be PM, this one. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamstergram #hamsterlove #hamsterlover #hamstersleeping #cute #cutepets
😐 Think that’s a Manc record. Now let’s get back to the 🌧 and all that, pretty please. #Manchester #heatwaveuk #heatwave #hot #citylife ☀️ 🌞
There it is, Manchester! Never in my life… what are you playing at?! 🥵🌞☀️ #Manchester #manchesterweather #citylife #heatwave #heatwaveuk #heatwaves
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