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November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Coffee
November 27, 2018November 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

A falafel recipe which will make you feel truly awful!
March 15, 2017March 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)

Horrible food
February 29, 2016February 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

PROPERCORN Smooth Peanut and Almond
February 2, 2016February 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life With Smooth Peanut And Almond Popcorn!

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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