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Tag: Driving

Formula E
January 22, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Formula E: Electric Racing is Chaotic, Fast, & Furious

January 5, 2018December 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

sCones - Cones and Scones Invention
April 18, 2017April 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

The CARpet
January 24, 2017January 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

Brake the ice
December 16, 2016June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016October 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

Vans
August 19, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?

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