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Tag: Films

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Fly 1986
October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

A toilet paper roll
October 17, 2019October 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

47 Meters Down
October 16, 2019March 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 9, 2019November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

Roter sand
September 19, 2019October 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars The Phantom Menace: “I don’t like sand” Quote Off!

Gorillas in the Mist
September 11, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gorillas In The Mist: Engaging Weaver Drama With a Message

The Simpson's house in Springfield
September 2, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flanderisation: How Successful Shows Ruin Themselves

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Deeo Blue Sea
August 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun

Woodstock 1969 poster
August 14, 2019July 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Woodstock: 50th Anniversary of the Legendary Music Festival

The King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
August 7, 2019October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – The Weirdly Mesmirising Documentary

Four Lions
July 31, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Akira
July 24, 2019July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Akira: Legendary & Radioactive Animated Cult Classic

Voice acting curtain call
July 14, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Video Game Voice Acting: A Celebration (of sorts)

Congo 1995 film poster
July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: “Stop eating my sesame cake!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

congo - cinema quad movie poster (1).jpg
July 10, 2019May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: Forgotten Crichton Adaptation With a Talking Ape

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Quote Off!

The Sword in the Stone by Disney
June 26, 2019June 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sword in the Stone: Fond Memories of Disney’s ’60s Romp

Memento
June 12, 2019October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Memento: Christopher Nolan’s Breakout Masterpiece

24 Hour Party People
May 8, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

24 Hour Party People: Creative Take on the Madchester Era

Forgotton Anne
May 5, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Forgotton Anne: Charming & Fantastical Cinematic Adventure

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
May 1, 2019August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: Roar! It’s 1993’s Landmark Dino Epic

April 24, 2019February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dances With Wolves: Epic With a Prominent Costner Moustache

Crocodile Dundee
April 18, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Avatar
April 10, 2019December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp

Terminator 2 Judgment Day
April 3, 2019December 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Dennis Pennis
March 26, 2019January 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

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