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Tag: Hipsters

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017September 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

Hipster or Viking beard?
November 18, 2016November 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)

A razor invention
September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016April 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac
August 7, 2015July 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac

Socks
July 17, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

Flip-flops
May 17, 2015June 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

The Beatles
January 14, 2015July 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Beatles’ Beards Rated

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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Another Friday, another haul of #Marmite foodstuffs. Including #marmitecreamcheese, #cheese-based Marmite snacks, and an appalling brand imitator!! #yeast #food #foodporn #marmitelover
And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
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