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Tag: Horror

ZombiU for the Wii U
March 29, 2020March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

ZombiU: Scary Zombie Survival Horror on the Wii U

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

A human skull covered in horrifying blood
January 23, 2020January 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Tremors film from 1990
November 13, 2019November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tremors: Daft B Movie With Kevin Bacon is Still a Lot of Fun

The Fly 1986
October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

47 Meters Down
October 16, 2019March 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056

Deeo Blue Sea
August 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun

Resident Evil 4 - Wii Edition
June 16, 2019November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil 4: Super Spooky Gorefest is Still Violent

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Saturn Devouring His Son: Goya’s Dark Take On Greek Mythology

Ravenous soundtrack image
February 1, 2019September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ravenous’ Soundtrack: Banjos, Existential Dismay, & Quirk

January 6, 2019February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Isolation: The Scariest Scary Horror Game Since Scares Began

Diablo III - Eternal Collection
November 18, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Diablo III – Eternal Collection: Take On Hell (in a fun way)

Half-Life 2 Episode One
November 4, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2 – Episode One: The Madness Gets Better

The Silence of the Lambs
October 31, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Lambs: Classic Horror-Fest for Halloween

Witch on a broom
June 7, 2018June 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Jaws
June 6, 2018September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Cinema Legend With Sharp Teeth & Maverick Sea Captain

Alien
May 23, 2018January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Alien: Still One of the Scariest Scares in Scary Horror History

Blue Velvet
March 28, 2018January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blue Velvet: Depraved Classic is Still Depraved (and a classic)

The Thing by John Carpenter
December 27, 2017December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

November 19, 2017November 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doom: Ultra-Violent Shooty Boom Ratta Tatt Tatt on Switch

Watership Down film
October 18, 2017June 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down: The Most Terrifying Animated Film Ever

Resident Evil
October 29, 2015November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Video Games That Never Were: Resident Weevil

A monster with big scary eyes and teeth.
August 17, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations

Great white shark swimming - is this your next pet
July 31, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Great White Shark: Why It’s Not a Good Idea

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