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Tag: invention

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Frying pan
July 16, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

Jackhammer
April 2, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

The Handwash Toilet
July 27, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)

March 14, 2013November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

March 6, 2012May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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