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Jaws
June 6, 2018October 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Cinema Legend With Sharp Teeth & Maverick Sea Captain

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016May 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

Jaws The Revenge
March 20, 2016September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: The Revenge—The Movie Abomination We Love

Jaws Quint
June 20, 2015May 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jaws
June 13, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Rejoice as Cinema Classic Hits 40

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

February 7, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The Headington Shark

A scary hand on a pane of glass
October 22, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Human Fear Explained: A Theoretical Pontification

Someone pouring a glass of champagne at night at a dinner party
July 16, 2012April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dinner Party: Who Would Make Your Perfect Night?

Scenes from classic movies from Hollywood
June 4, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Classic Film Quotes Altered For The Best

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