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Chants of Sennaar the puzzle adventure indie game
May 26, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chants of Sennaar: Puzzles & Translation in Unique Adventure Romp⌛

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers 💬

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer
August 6, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

Japanese writing symbols
November 15, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Writing System: Praising This Artistic Excellence

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

The PrintErr
January 3, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

August 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Fundamental Grammer: Why “You Are” Equals “You’re”

June 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

Sticks of cinnamon
June 4, 2015October 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Greatest Cinnamon Synonyms In The World!

May 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is It With Oxymorons?

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Advertise Socks

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