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Tag: Mobile phones

Men who text only one word responses in online dating
July 24, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men on dating sites say nothing!?”

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015June 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

January 7, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

April 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Worse Than Margaret Thatcher

A cat lying down and looking indifferent
August 1, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Looking Indifferent

A smartphone
July 15, 2012November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance of Drunk Phones

Bus
June 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need to Know

A fox in the snow
June 25, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wrong Type of Snow

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