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Dog Songs by Mary Oliver
April 29, 2023April 30, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

Haiku, the Robot
May 1, 2022May 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku, the Robot is Glorious Mechanical Metroidvania Action

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Love hearts for you
March 22, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Love Songs Improved By Adding “Rancid” Into the Title

Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

I am ditzy
May 8, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

Autumn
October 18, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

September 14, 2019September 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Katsushika Hokusai: The Great Wave off Kanagawa

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

Beowulf
August 31, 2019September 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Beowulf by an Anglo-Saxon Poet

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

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