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Tag: Potatoes

April 1, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Potato Art Exhibition Ends in Riots 🥔🎨🔥

Aliens looking for potato chips
January 20, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

SPACEPLAN the indie game
June 5, 2022November 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SPACEPLAN: Potato-Based Clicker Jaunt is Most Excellent

Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion crisps
November 26, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & Onion Crisps: Tribute to This Oddball Potato Chip Combo

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Mashed Potato Milkshake
October 10, 2017October 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

Potatoes
May 31, 2017September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

Potato Milk
May 4, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

Batman
August 6, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nolan’s Batman Trilogy Rated via Vegetables

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