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Tag: Retro games

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass is a Seafaring Gem

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks is a Cute Train-Based Romp

Mario Kart: Super Circuit on the Game Boy Advance
March 19, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Super Circuit (another amazeballs time of it)

Kirby's Dream Land on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Kirby’s Dream Land: Chilled Out Game Boy Platforming Fun

Metroid II: Return of Samus on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid II: Return of Samus—Game Boy Romp is Mediocre

The Goldeneye 007 Remake for Switch and Xbox
February 5, 2023February 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007 Returns With Masterly FPS Action (flaws and all)

WinBack on the Nintendo 64
February 5, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Operation: WinBack: TAKE COVER! In Ambitious N64 Shooter

Melkhior's Mansion
January 29, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Melkhior’s Mansion: Glorious Low Res Homage to ’80s Gaming

Castlevania on the Nintendo 64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Castlevania 64: Mediocre Step Into 3D for Famed Series

Lion King on the Super Nintendo
December 24, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion King: ROAR! Fun 1994 Game Tie-In for Disney Thing

March of the Penguins on the Game Boy Advance
December 24, 2022December 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

March of the Penguins: Lemmings Style Oscar Winner Spin Off

King's Quest I
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

King’s Quest I: Landmark Adventure Game From 1984

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

Quake the 1996 FPS
November 13, 2022November 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Quake: Another Landmark FPS From id (with guns!)

Wolfenstein 3D in 1992 by id Software
November 13, 2022November 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Wolfenstein 3D and a Look at Early First Person Shooters (FPS)

The Secret of Monkey Island 1990 video game
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret of Monkey Island: Bring on the Charm & Barbed Witticisms

Mighty Goose the indie game
October 2, 2022October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mighty Goose: Destroy All Before You (and Honk About it!)

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

Super Mario educational games
August 21, 2022August 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Educational Games: Get Super & Learn Stuff

Somari intro screen
August 21, 2022August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Somari: The Unlicensed NES Mashup of Mario & Sonic

The best indie games of all time
May 15, 2022April 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 100 Best Indie Games of All Time (2025 Guide) 🎮🕹️👾

SD F-1 Grand Prix intro screen
April 10, 2022November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SD F-1 Grand Prix (グランプリ): The Japan Only SNES F1 Racing Romp

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner on the NES
April 3, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner: Behold! 3D on the NES!

Ufouria on the NES
April 3, 2022March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ufouria (Hebereke): Weird NES Game With an Excellent Bobble Hat

Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sega Bass Fishing: Fishy Arcade Style Fast-Paced Romp

Virtual Fishing on the Virtual Boy
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Fishing: Blood Red Virtual Boy Fishing Mediocrity

Retro City Rampage
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Retro City Rampage: Lots of Stuff to Retro Shoot

Metal Slug the original 1996 game
February 13, 2022February 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Metal Slug: More Run-And-Gun Mayhem (huzzah!)

February 13, 2022February 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Contra: Classic Run-And-Gun Romp With Machismo

Innsmouth no Yakata on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Innsmouth no Yakata: VR Horror With H.P. Lovecraft Fish Monsters

Golf on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 5, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Golf on the Virtual Boy: More Blood Red Sporting Excellence

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy
January 23, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy: The Blood Red Weirdness Game

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru on the Game Boy
January 23, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru: Japan-Only Game Boy Romp

Weird Dreams on the Atari
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Dreams: Freaky Cinematic Platformer About Dreaming

Daze Before Christmas on the Super Nintendo
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Daze Before Christmas: Retro Christmas Romp With Baubles

Attack of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021December 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Mutant Camels: C64 Romp With Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals

Diablo II: Resurrected
December 5, 2021December 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Diablo II: Resurrected: Hack-And-Slash Remaster of a Classic

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