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Tag: Seafood

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Nissin Cup Noodles
August 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #5: Nissin Cup Noodles (Seafood Flavour)

April 10, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is Tartare Sauce Made Out Of Tar?

Chess
March 25, 2015August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Prawns VS Pawns: A Bewildering History Explained

Lobster Bisque
August 25, 2014November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?

A cartoon hamburger
October 1, 2012August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

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