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Tag: Smartphones

Husband's chronic phone addiction problem
July 8, 2025July 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband checks his phone constantly 24/7 WTF!?” 📱

Pikmin Bloom the smartphone game
January 21, 2024January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pikmin Bloom: Is It Bloomin’ Marvellous!? 🌸🏵️🌻

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Pokemon GO
July 20, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pokémon GO: Earth Besieged by Super Addictive App!

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

Blinking
October 12, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)

Tamagotchi
April 8, 2015March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tamagotchi: Remembering the Pet Simulation Delight

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