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Tag: Survival

The Pianist the 2002 Roman Polanski film
May 21, 2025May 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Pianist: Humanity and Inhumanity in Chilling WWII Drama

The Rescue 2021 documentary
March 23, 2024March 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Rescue: Epic Tham Luang Cave Rescue Documentary is Inspiring Stuff

Living Off Aftershave a short story
February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #6: Living Off Aftershave 🏝️

Society of the Snow 2023 film
January 6, 2024January 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Society of the Snow: Startling Take on 1972 Andes Plane Crash

Jusant the indie game by DON'T NOD
November 12, 2023November 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jusant: Excellent Rock Climbing Romp Has Many Peaks

127 Hours the 2010 film
June 28, 2023June 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

127 Hours: Extreme Survival With a Triumphant Outcome

Star Trek the original series
February 28, 2023February 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “Live long and prosper” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Darkwood the survival horror indie game
January 1, 2023December 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Darkwood: Don’t Go Down to the Bloody Woods Today

Thirteen Lives Ron Howard's 2022 film
December 28, 2022December 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Thirteen Lives: Excellent True to Life Survival Drama

Signalis the indie game
November 27, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Signalis: Spooky Survival Horror With Many, Many Keys

I Had to Survive: How a Plane Crash in the Andes Inspired My Calling to Save Lives by Dr Roberto Canessa
October 15, 2022January 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

I Had to Survive by Dr. Roberto Canessa

September 14, 2022September 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Wings of Hope: Juliane Koepcke’s Remarkable Ordeal & Survival

Frozen the 2010 survival horror film
June 1, 2022June 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frozen (2010) the Survival Horror Film (and not the Disney flick)

The Grey with Liam Neeson
December 15, 2021December 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Grey: Brutal Philosophical Survival Romp With Wolves

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A wolf staring intensely
July 13, 2021July 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dunces With Wolves: Reality TV Show With Lower Intelligence

Cliffhanger the 1993 Stallone film
June 30, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cliffhanger: Stallone’s Film About Climbing a Rock

Subnautica
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Subnautica: Beautiful Water-Based Survival Romp

All is Lost starring Robert Redford.
September 16, 2020September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

All is Lost: Gem of a Survival Drama With Robert Redford

Forager
July 19, 2020July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Forager: Cute Survival Sim That Gets Complex Fast

47 Meters Down Uncaged
April 22, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

47 Metres Down: Uncaged—Deeper Into the Stupidity

ZombiU for the Wii U
March 29, 2020March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

ZombiU: Scary Zombie Survival Horror on the Wii U

Frostpunk
February 16, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frostpunk: Snow & Survival in Intense Strategy Sim

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Stranded - I've come from a plane that crashed on the mountains
October 10, 2018April 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stranded: I’ve come from a plane that crashed on the mountains

Marshmallows
August 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

The Call of the Wild by Jack London
November 7, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Call of the Wild by Jack London 🐺

Empire of the Sun by J. G. Ballard
September 18, 2015January 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun by J.G. Ballard

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

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